Random thoughts:
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Same goes for a rabbit's foot being good luck, it had 4 of them.
Speaking of rabbits; Ever wash your hair and couldn't do a thing with it? Pity the poor rabbit who washed his thing and couldn't do a "hare" with it.
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
