Any Good Jokes?

[markrhead]

THE HUSBAND STORE




A store that sells new husbands has just opened
in New York City, where a woman may go to
choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:


1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!


2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends.


3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but cannot go back down except to exit the
building!


A friend of mine went to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are e xtremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking, help with housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


*****Further:


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opens a new Wives Store just across the street,
also with six floors and the same rules.


The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The third through sixth floors have never been visited.