BUSH BASHERS CLUB

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The Giggling Murder Monkey is rethinking his diplomatic options in Iraq, but he won't reconsider his failed military strategy before another super-rosy assessment from war commanders is presented in September.

Bush's top war advisers, Moe, larry and Curly, went to Capitol Hill to assure Republican supporters that a precipitate pullout of troops won't happen. Trent Lott, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Jon Kyl and others met with the two advisers in Cheney's office off the Senate floor.

Graham said members were told that Bush would back them in fiercely opposing legislation by Sen. Carl Levin, (D-Sane), that would order troop withdrawals to start in 120 days.