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Sunday, 07/08/2007 4:48:32 PM

Sunday, July 08, 2007 4:48:32 PM

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TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN!
They are as follows. . .
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationery.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom

My picks are my own and many times wrong, generally looking 3-6 months out

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' ........
Thomas Jefferson

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