Any Good Jokes?

[luvthemtrainz]

A guy and his wife make an unannounced visit to the dentist.
"Doc!" says the guy, "Ya gotta help! Got this horrible toothache and I'm due on the golf course in 20 minutes. The course is 10 minutes away."

"All right," says the dentist, "let me get the novacaine and we'll see what we can do."

"No way, Doc. Novacaine takes too long to work."

"Well, I can't use gas. You'll be out for an hour." says the dentist.

"Just pull the damned thing. I don't care how much it hurts." says the golfer.

"Okay. If that's the way you want it. Just sit back in the chair and show me which tooth." says the dentist.

"Hon." says the guy...."Show him that bad tooth."