Any Good Jokes?

[Telephonics]

While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were
discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smartass