Hmmmm...where to start. ROFL Nothing like starting out the day with a laugh, Doug! Thanks!
Taking it from the top...
NO spaghetti and toss the peanut butter, milk (sorry), beans and nuts. As for cheese...check the labels for carbs. Mayo is fine. Get your weight down to where it's supposed to be and then start eating sensibly...in this way you can be assured your pupik will never meet your feet.
We have the best BBQ, that's a given but why have it shipped? Do your own...it's easy and fun. Cook up a bunch of stuff (chicken, ribs, steaks, sausage) while you're at it and freeze. Forget about the prepackaged dinners...they're loaded with sodium and other things not good for you.
Gee, do I hafta teach you bachelors how to do everything!?! ;)