"Holy fake certs Batman! Of course, the perfect crime. Counterfeit shares in your own company with a known shady character. Distribute them and let it trade for awhile and then BAM send out a PR saying they are fakes out there, everyone stop trading. Trading goes on for a while before Commissioner Gordon gets wind of it, while you rake in the loot. Cry croc tears and say you were hijacked. Sue the shady character, to get everyone off the trail, but then in the end,let him off the hook. Setting up the big one. Sue your company's own shareholders for having the fake certs and get the stock voided. Reduces the shares outstanding, issue more for sale. Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
"Quick mind, Robin. To the Batcave!"
