Thoughts To Ponder
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place..
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping"; now I just "chunky dunk."
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
(I think they multiply more the older we get).
And finally:
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
