From All Angles

[Dolly Llama]

Isn't it awful! And I'm sorry, but the hot ones aren't much better. By the time you finish the right side, the left side is already cold. Then the next day people look at you funny, like you're lopsided or something. I think that's why I lost the part of The Prune Vendor in La Boheme. That was the most painful audition of my life. They gave the part to this guy whose voice sounded like cows in space, and they made me his UNDERSTUDY!! I swear they actually tilted their heads to the side while I was singing. It was my hair, I know it!