I heard a variation on that theme...
Three couples were involved in a tragic tour bus accident and were waiting at the gates of Heaven for Saint Peter to allow them entrance. The first couple stepped forward and were met by a tirade by Peter.
"You folks love only money. You worship it. You even named one of your children Penny after it. Go, be gone."
The next couple, sheepishly, approached Peter.
"Oh, you folks are a real piece of work! You love only liquor and spirits. So much so, you named your first child Brandy. Get out of my sight."
The man in the third set of couples looks over at his wife and says, "Come on, Fanny, we're not going to do very good here today."
Saluting the best Southern "Jam" band... Ever!
