Bar-B-Que Board-Smokin, Jokin, Grillin and Chillin

[HabaneroDog]

Just got me fatazz off da treadmill, need a shower (will blow my nose in there), gots to take mama in for foot surgery (minor, heel spur), I'll prolly over eat today (like everyday), hoping a escrow check will be here, will order a plasma cutter today or tomorrow, eat some more, fart, burp, drink a few diet cokes, scratch myself, waste precious time posting here, scratch myself, fart again, then it's off to bed. wth does all that have to do with "how are you"?