Hartcourt Companies (fka HRCT)

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> > > patients (predominately male) while he was performing their


> > > Colonoscopies:


> > >


> > > 1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone


> > > before."


> > >


> > > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


> > >


> > > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


> > >


> > > 4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"


> > >


> > > 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"


> > >


> > > 6. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."


> > >


> > > 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"


> > >


> > > 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."


> > >


> > > 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"


> > >


> > > 10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"


> > >


> > > 11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."


> > >


> > > 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"


> > >


> > > And the best one of them all...


> > >


> > > 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in


> > > fact not up there.