Executive Orders (Day 1 in office):
Immigration
Restore the “remain in Mexico” program so immigrants will have to wait in Mexico while any U.S. asylum applications are pending.
Build the wall.
End the policy of making children of illegal immigrants automatic U.S. citizens if born in America. End so-called “birthright citizenship.”
Mass deportation of illegal immigrants starting with terrorists, and criminals.
Energy & Climate Change
Open Federal lands to oil and natural gas exploration. Same for offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, offshore Atlantic and Pacific coasts and Alaska.
Roll back emissions standards on internal combustion engines (ICE) on U.S. automobiles.
Roll back tougher rules on emissions from U.S. power plants.
End incentives on electric vehicle (EV) production.
Halt windmill projects.
Withdraw from the Paris Climate Agreement.
End the transition of military vehicles to “clean or alternative” energy.
Military and Defense
Demand the resignation of all Generals who were involved in the withdrawal from Afghanistan.
Demand the resignation of all Generals who supported Mark Milley’s DEI and woke policies.
End transgender surgery and treatments and paid abortions for military service members.
Reinstate rank and seniority for military members forced out because they refused COVID shots.
Social Policy and Wokeness
Ban biological men from women’s sports to preserve Title IX.
Abolish “diversity, equity and inclusion” (DEI) initiatives and offices.
Fire special counsels investigating Trump and end all federal prosecutions of Trump and close associates.
Pardon J6 defendants awaiting trial and those already convicted if they did not engage in violence on January 6, 2021.
Launch investigations of progressive DAs around the country for violating the civil rights of Americans.
Of course, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Trump can be expected to sign many more EOs and launch numerous legislative initiatives over the subsequent days and weeks.
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