I requested a vanity license plate 3M TA3
The DMV turned me down when they figured out
what my front plate looked like in everyone's rear view mirror.
As his plane was coming in for a landing........ ....................a guy exposed himself to the passengers.
He was later charged with in-descent exposure.
I feel terrible.
If I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my best friend would still be alive.
My uncle Frank wanted me to put his ashes
in his favorite beer mug. He wanted to be Frank-in-stein.
I live in Texas. I have two friends that are blonde and sisters. One day, they approached me and asked where the lighthouses were.
When I tried to probe a little bit, I was told, "Yeah, they're good paying jobs and have lots of ads in the paper, but we don't know where the lighthouses are to apply."
I told them, "There are no lighthouses in Texas. Let me see that newspaper."
Sure enough, there were ads for... "Light Housekeeping needed. Apply in person."
