I walked into a bar and immediately everyone lined up to take a swing at me. That's it...............................that's the punch line. Boss: "You're the worst train conductor ever. How many have you lost this year ? Conductor: "Not sure. I lost track." Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming. I have a few marbles in my pocket to give to people who have lost theirs. And to show to people that say I've lost mine. I wanted to become a Gregorian monk but I never had the chants. I try not to fart when I'm at Burger King but when I do, it's a whopper. A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. On my desk I have a work station. My mother used to tuck me in every night. She always wanted a girl. It's not that I can't juggle.................... ......................it's just that I don't have the balls to do it. I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn’t finish. My stomach couldn’t handle that kind of ab use.