Any Good Jokes?

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I walked into a bar and immediately everyone
lined up to take a swing at me.
That's it...............................that's the punch line.

Boss: "You're the worst train conductor ever.
How many have you lost this year ?
Conductor: "Not sure. I lost track."

Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing
all the people I treated badly had it coming.

I have a few marbles in my pocket to give to people who have lost theirs.
And to show to people that say I've lost mine.

I wanted to become a Gregorian monk
but I never had the chants.

I try not to fart when I'm at Burger King but when I do, it's a whopper.

A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station
is where the train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

My mother used to tuck me in every night.
She always wanted a girl.

It's not that I can't juggle....................
......................it's just that I don't have the balls to do it.

I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn’t finish.
My stomach couldn’t handle that kind of ab use.