One-liners
Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.
If we can't understand what he's saying, he's not a genius.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
If God wanted us to be thin, food wouldn't taste so good.
Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise.
Smile! It increases your face value.
Never fear shadows... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
I'm so hungry, I could almost eat health food.
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
These days you can either lead or be misled.
Middle age is when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
It's just as much work to be normal as it is to be ourselves.
We belittle the homeless even though we're the ones who wake up to alarm clocks.
Misery is too much work.
Sometimes you don't realize that you're in prison until you get out.
