A woman walked into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen.
The cowboy said, "Well, howdy ma'am,
May I ask what brought you here today?
She smiled and said, “Business.
I’m actually on my way to the annual nymphomaniacs of America convention
in Arizona but my car overheated as I was driving past.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?”
“Speaker,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
Then she said, “Well, Is it true what they say about men with big feet?”
The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come home with me tonight and I can prove it to you, then I'll help you get your car fixed in the morning.
The woman was kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place, so she took him up on his offer and went home with him.
The next morning she handed him $200 dollars.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya' ma’am! I’m really flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for my services before.”
“Don’t be flattered,” the woman replied.
“Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
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