I left my AI powered Maserati in my neighbor's garage while I went on vacation and now I want it back.
He told me I can't have it because my car is claiming squatter's rights
I installed Microsoft Word into my self-driving car's computer.
Now it's writing its autobiography
A team of Canadian and Scottish researchers
has released its own version of artificial intelligence.
They’re calling it “Eh? Aye!"
One thing I learned, being married to a blonde.
Never tell her it's time to "hit the sack"
I've found that growing up in the 70's
was more fun than being in my 70's.
Do you know what you get ...
when you keep a jackass in suspense?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
truth is the rooster came first. ...
Found a dog in a pile of leaves...
named him rustle.
Whoever put the letter "S" in fast food is a marketing genius.
I said to my daughter, "the grandkids are spoiled."
She said, "all little kids smell that way."
If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
I'm on multiple dating sites because............
………..one can never get enough rejection.
A drunk falls into a cab, gives the cabbie a $20 bill and bellows "I wanna get screwed."
The cabbie dutifully drives him to the 'burbs and points out a town house. The drunk staggers up to the front door, bangs on it, and screams "I wanna get screwed!"
A female voice answers, "Slip $100 under the door." The drunk pushes $100 under the door. Nothing happens. After a while the drunk bangs on the door again and screams "I wanna get screwed!"
The female voice answers, "What? Again!?"
Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.
But that's how Julius Caesar.
My urologist said I have a healthy prostate.
I was deeply touched.
I was wondering.......................
What does it look like when you open Pandora's box ? ( asking for a friend )
Pick up line: "If you're feeling down...........
...................................I will feel you up."
