Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

When I was maybe 10 or 11 years old my friend's father signed stuff that was entirely illegible. I asked him why he signed like that and he told me that it was so nobody could forge his signature. It was his and his only. I thought it was pretty damn good idea so I eventually adopted a creative one of my own and have used it ever since.

Never any problems on official documents. LOL except for one time...

My ex hired a notary public to sign off on our final divorce agreement which was like a frigggin mortgage times 12.. She scolded me like a third grade teacher for the way I was signing my name and I damn near kicked her out of what already was my house. I told her and my ex-wife both to go pound sand and the ex finally agreed with me to get through the process but I couldn't believe that woman was trying to teach me penmanship like she's never seen a signature before..