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:Me ( to doctor ):
"Doc, I get a nasty reaction after applying the hemorrhoid cream you prescribed me."
Doctor: "Where did you apply it ?"
Me: "On the bus."

Me ( to priest ):
"Father, I sinned with a 16-year-old girl."
Priest: "Squeeze 16 lemons and drink the juice."
Me: "Will that free me from sin ?"
Priest: "No, but it will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."
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