Amfil Technologies Inc (FUNN)

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Tonight is Guelph Night at VA Beetch for the Grand Re-Non-Opening.

Planned special events include:

Chainsaw Susan: contestants race to cut a hole in a wall using a DeWalt reciprocating saw

Nasty Susan: players fire employees with no notice or severance - the player who makes a fired employee cry hardest wins

The Growing and Thriving Game: players have 3 minutes to use their ungloved hand to grab Oreo cookie crumbles and eat them using the same hand to determine who can eat the most Oreo crumbles.

Amil Falls Barrel Ride: players buy AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ share and place them in wooden barrels which are placed in the river and go over Amfil PPS Falls; players whose barrels survive the drop get to keep the worthless shares inside

Rogerinocchio Open Mic Standup: players get up on-stage and have 5 minutes to tell the most laughable, outrageous lies to see who can get the loudest audience laughs.

Bagholder Marathon: contestants are weighted down with heavy bags of losses and dance to an endless loop of bad Euro electronic house music; more weight is added to the bags as PPS falls and contestants "average down' - the last contestant standing and dancing is awarded the Capital Loss Cup filled with bitter regrets,

Three Crooked Stooges: players select one of three player tokens (Rogerinocchio _______Ben, or Leisure Larry) and compete to see who can dilute the share base to overflow the AS pool first.

The China Syndrome: players use an Endless Ongoing Operating Losses shovel to dig a Shareholders' Accrued Deficit hole - deepest dug hole wins a bucket of poutine and a bowl of Sixteen Spices popcorn.