You reminded me that about 30 years ago I got a cold call from an insurance guy who specialized in disability coverage. I was looking for a disability policy, researched what he was offering and signed up. I had the policy for more than 20 years and I'm sure he made a nice commission. Good for him.
Some years later he called a left a message saying "Hey, dukeb...it's Stu. Give me a call." I wasn't looking for any new insurance so I didn't call him back.
Over the next few weeks he left several more messages. I was getting annoyed.
So the next time he called I answered. "Hey dukeb, It's Stu. How are you?"
Me: "I'm fine, Stu. What's up?"
Stu: "Well you know I sell insurance."
Me: "Yes, I know that Stu. And I received the 5 messages you left me. If I was interested in talking to you about more insurance I would have called you back."
He hung up on me.
I LOL'd.