Breaking News, UPI - AP
April 1, 2024
It has been learned that Apple and Samsung have been caught in collusion to boost Smart Phone sales nationwide.
With shrinking national sales of phones both companies combined their sales and marketing efforts to not only sell
more units, but to enhance their stock profitability.
Who would have thought Apple and Samsung would be so devious and ambitious as to create the situation that will
occur on April 8, 2024 at around 2PM Central Time. In a stunning work of technology they have arranged for the
Moon to temporarily block out all sunlight across a huge swath of the North American continent. Through shameless
promotion of the "Solar Eclipse" they've positioned themselves for optimum results.
All Smart Phone users who attempt to directly photograph the Event will most likely "fry" their built-in cameras. When
they realize their Smart Phones aren't as smart as before the Eclipse, they'll rush out to buy a new and fully functional
replacement.
Wall Street analysts expect shares of Apple's and Samsung's common stock to surge strongly about 5 minutes after
the 2PM Central Time event.
What an amazing marketing idea! How did they manage to arrange for the Solar Eclipse, anyway?
What will they try next?
Buy from the Scared; Sell to the Greedy.....
