Any Good Jokes?

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A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.
You lose half your money and your wife is still around.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others.
The rest of us have to be the others.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature's way of lowering your heating bill
so you can save more money for your retirement.

A woman asked me if I liked thighs or breast?
Apparently a shaved vagina was not an appropriate answer at KFC.

The best thing about KFC:
After you finish your meal, there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

I was having sex with the neighbor lady while my wife was out of town.
She was on top of me humping away while I was looking at the mirror above the bed.
Just then my wife unexpectedly walked in the bedroom. I said. "I know what this looks like."

I recently purchased a toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

I bought my wife a toilet plunger.
She always loved bringing up old shit.

The difference between my girl friend's legs and Covid is, I don't want Covid to spread.

"Talk dirty to me," she begged.
Me: "OK.....................Volkswagen diesel."