A bakery owner...
...hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a man entered the bakery, glanced at the young shop assistant, then at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea and said, "I'd like some raisin bread please."
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to get a loaf of raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had imagined. When she descended the ladder, the man decided that he might as well get two loaves of raisin bread. As the shop assistant retrieved the second loaf, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on and requested his own loaf of raisin bread, followed by several other men asking for raisin bread.
After many trips up and down the ladder the girl was tired and irritated, and began wondering why the unusual interest in the raisin bread. At the top of the ladder one more time, she looked down and glared at the men standing below. Then she noticed an elderly man standing amongst the crowd and, thinking that she could save herself another trip, yelled at him, "Is it raisin for you too?"
The old gentleman cleared his throat and replied, "No, but it is quivering a little."
