Classic mindbender but still kinda funny
There are exactly threee erors in this sentence
My mother was surprised when I told her I was born again.
She said she didn't feel a thing.
I put my grandma on speed dial. ( insta-gram ).
People who take care of chickens:
Chicken tenders
Dog's favorite homework assignment:
Lab report
Winter: The season when we try to keep the house as hot
as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat.
World's first carpenter Eve was the world's first carpenter -
she made Adam's banana stand.
I have been criticized for marrying my wife for the money she inherited from her father.
That's ridiculous - I would have married her no matter who left her the money!
Stormy Daniels has a gag order.
How small is it that you have to tell someone to gag?
A guy hears a knock at the door.
He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street.
Five years go by.
One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a snail.
The snail says, "What the heck was that about?!"
Guy says to a Blonde girl.
I bet I can guess exactly when you were born just by fondling your tits.
No way says the Blonde, go on then, so 10 minutes later the
Blonde says OK when was I born?
Guy says: Yesterday.
Blonde says don't be fucking stupid, have another go...
A guy sees his ex-wife at a bar and tells her, "I had wild sex with another woman last night but I was thinking of you all the time."
"Oh, so you miss me that much?" she asks. "No" he says "but it kept me from coming too fast".
There are three stages to a man's sex life. Tri weekly, Try weekly and Try weakly.
