Any Good Jokes?

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Robinhood and his band of "Merrymen" were having an evening of R &R while camped in Sherwood Forest.

Friar Tuck was imbibing in the Ale a lot and was getting way too loud and boisterous!

Robinhood became fearful that all the noise might reveal the location of their camp to the Sheriff of Nottingham and his posse.

He and a few of his "Merrymen" dragged Friar Tuck to a nearby lake and tossed him in, thinking that the chilly water might have a sobering and silencing effect.

They were wrong, which only goes to prove that "You can lead a drunk to water but you can't make him hoarse!"