Any Good Jokes?

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A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.
The little boy left the table to use the restroom by him- self. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, "Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?"

I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world
I told them to get lost ...............
.Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!

I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit?”
I said, “No”.
“Good,” he said. “Take these drinks to table nine.”