When I argue with my wife, I always get the last
word in........................................................................................"Sorry"
My wife takes the stairs and I take the elevator
( we were raised differently )
Doctor: "Your wife is in the hospital."
Me: "How is she ?"
Doc: "I'm afraid she's critical."
Me: "Yeah, you'll get used to it after a while."
Chuck Norris took a CPR class.
He resuscitated the dummy, who now lives in Colorado with his wife and two kids.
A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor -- it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer.
After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place," begged the attorney.
"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the funeral home," replied the governor.
