The most inane PHI Group company issue of 2023 [see end of post for past year's nominees].
As usual there are many worthy ones. I've listed my favorites in roughly chronological order but keep in mind that some of most preposterous are recurring themes.
Fixing to bring back Cavico to the Nasdaq to see if it can last longer than its last go when it set a record for the quickest delisting of all time.
Making something out of nothing with Dat Minh Doan, a geomagnetic and quantum physics expert, producing engines (spaceships, airplanes, ships, cars, trains, motorcycles, etc.) powered by the earth's available geomagnetic energy. How you wonder? Well, with Schumann magnetic resonance, utilizing energy from lightning in the ionosphere, natural storage in the atmosphere as Energy Storage Systems (ESS), acceleration of Muon particles (subatomic particles) in the module, taking advantage of wave nodes and wave troughs in the process of transmitting energy in the form of multi-frequency impulses.
Doing Dr. Do, an expert in electromagnetic energy and quantum physics, bringing better solutions for sustainable clean energy generation, transportation and other disciplines...
Dabbling in herbal alkalis with Saphia Alkali to neutralize excess acid in the body, to restore balance in the body in a short period of time, and to aid in the healing of damaged cells in the body.
Resurrecting Saigon City with portions of the USD 4.6 billion from the investment management contracts already committed by certain international ultra-high net worth investment groups.
The jilted suitors: Tin Thanh. Kota. Alas!
The default judgements from the payday loan lenders.
The institutional investors! LOL! Some investment advisor holds $158.00 (oops, now $67.50) worth of PHIL on behalf of a bagholder.
The buyback and its associated fantasies: There is actually a buyback. Secret entities are buying and holding shares on behalf of PHIL to facilitate the buyback. The fake loans will be used to carry out the buyback. Oh, and "no reverse split while buyback in progress". LOL! Who spins these tales? I think we all know. He also provides...
The fake short interest numbers.
But of course none of these compare to the true highlights of the year. Ready?
Number 3. Reddin' up with SSE Group’s proprietary technologies which are a self-sustaining energy system created by absolute interactions with the air condition of the cosmos. Don't forget: "Only elements that contain 1 electron 1 proton and 1 oxygen are extracted". And "We find and provide solutions to adjust the Alpha angle to create the expected value at an optimal point."
Number 2. The fake loans. Just will not go away. $100 million. $250 million. $1 billion. All told? $4.6 billion from those certain international ultra-high net work investment groups.
Number 1. The excuses: now able to satisfy the final requirements for the closing of the first investment management package. Receiving bank needs to complete its procedure. Ramadan and Eid Al Fitr holidays have impacted the speed of closing. "Shortly" should be days. Principals of our partner company got Covid. God Willing.
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2022 nominees:
Ramping up the authorized share count. 40 to 60 billion. Outstanding count? No one knows because...
The lack of interest in filing required SEC reports. Missing the most recent 10K and 10Q.
Verisealed. Remember, this was where 'RESTAURANTS CLICK TO RECIEVE [sic] FREE BAGS' and 'Company can generate over two hundred millions U.S. dollars in net profits per year'. Alas, website is defunct.
The marketable securities. Valued at some $4,000,000. LOL! 91 shares of MYSN and 292 million shares SPBV. SPBV finally dumped but proceeds unknown.
GLINK's Picasso paintings worth some $180 million with their official appraisals posted online. Cannot link, as that info has been removed.
Buying KOTA and TTG. Maybe. Someday. With millions of actual dollars from...
The Loans. Just won't go away. Neok and Geza nixed. Al Aqel, Arab League, Haj Finance, some kind of Crypto, an MOU with an investor in the GCC region (lol!) all still in play.
The Carbon token. Even I couldn't not grasp this. A token with no discernable value of any kind manages to trade for months, then just up and disappears.
Disgruntled lenders suing PHIL in NY State and receive default judgements.
But of course none of these compare to the true highlights of the year. Ready?
Number 3. Vinafilms. Was going to take us to the Q! Turned out to be much ado about nothing. Nixed.
Number 2. The idea that Crown Bridge (slapped by the SEC) will be required to buy billions of PHIL shares as some sort of penance. And Darkpulse the same.
Number 1. The buyback but not just the buyback. The idea that some secretive entity called 'De Minimis Firms' is actually buying shares on behalf of PHIL to facilitate the buyback.
2021 nominees:
The acquisition of Five Grain Treasure Spirits (for $100 million)
The ADE token. With it 'Consumers will be able to design and purchase custom diamond jewelry and loose gemstones at significantly better prices'. But it gets better this year with 2.3 billion shares for Johnny Park and Whankuk Je for their expertise in developing the token.
Teaming up with Hung Hung Thinh Group (can't make this up) to construct the ADE.
The Carbon token.
The Vinafilms revenue. Lol!
Glink. They sell, what, coffee and velvet paintings of Elvis?
The purchase of the KOTA operations. For $64 million.
But of course none of these compare to the true highlights of the year. Ready?
Number 3. The APR dividend. Curiously the previous purchase of the mines and mythical mining machine was revalued from $25 million to $462K.
Number 2. The Buyback. But it's not just the never happening buyback. It's also the notion that some mysterious entities are actually doing the buyback on PHIL's behalf.
Number 1. The $5.0 billion in loans. Easily the best of the year so far. Suspended websites quickly reincarnated with a whole host of duplicates. Actually pictured the deputy mayor of Philadelphia as one of the clients. Along with Apple. No phone numbers, but an email address. Lol!
2020 nominees:
The most inane PHI Group company issue of 2020.
There are so many worthy ones but I've listed my favorites in roughly chronological order but keep in mind that some of most preposterous are recurring themes.
The Glink Apps deal with PHIL's Phivitae Healthcare. Lol! Note Phivitae Healthcare is defunct.
American Pacific Plastics. Who remembers this? All the fancy plastic manufacturing pictures that turned out to be purloined from other sites.
Natural Well Technical deal. First PR on this had the nerve to include a COVID reference. That appears to have been removed.
The value of the preferred shares typo on the Wyoming SOS site.
The 'PPP' deals and the $200 million PHIL has to do deals. Lol!
The Revolving Door Auditors
The Asia Diamond Exchange
The APR Dividend
'No reverse split for 90 day window' if the CEO says none. LOL!!!!
Note holders actually holding shares.
But none of these compare to the true highlights of the year. Ready?
Number 3: The Buyback.
Number 2: Vinafilms and its $100 million revenue stream to PHIL. LMAO!
Number 1: Mutual funds that hold PHIL stock. Easily the best of the year because of course no mutual fund anywhere holds PHIL stock and the links provided can be used to quickly verify this.
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