CMKM Diamonds Inc. (fka CMKX)

[ernie44]

I just finished reading a novel



I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest
basement ….. It was a best cellar.

2) It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they

already made me a spokesperson

3) My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently, because I left Windows open.

4) I thought swimming with Dolphins was expensive until I went

swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg.
5) The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the

furniture in the house is in the right place.
6) Horses have lower divorce rates. It’s because they are in

stable relationships.
7) It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get

tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted.