You know you're a Floridian if.....
Socks are only for GOLF. And Golf is still only for yuppies and non-natives.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. (AMEN!!!!)
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You know what a snowbird is and ......when they'll leave.
'Down South' means Key West.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for golf and church.
You have a drawer full of shorts, and one sweatshirt.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa, Okefenokee, Ponte Vedra, Boca Raton, and Micanopy.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
You know what is meant when someone says "Florida is the only state where the farther south you go the farther north you get!"
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba ' or South New Yawk.
