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Re: weedtrader420 post# 49885

Saturday, 12/02/2023 4:53:47 PM

Saturday, December 02, 2023 4:53:47 PM

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Hey Leveraged shorty…
From Trading Places…

Official #1 : [the President of the Exchange and two officials come over to the Duke brothers, with one looking at them like "We got you now, a-holes!", after they realized they just been had by Billy Ray and Lewis] Margin call, gentlemen.
Mortimer Duke : [Frantically] Oh, you can't expect us to...
President of Exchange : [Cuts him off] You KNOW the rules of the Exchange, Mr. Duke! All accounts are to be settled at the end of the day's trading, WITHOUT exceptions.
Randolph Duke : You know perfectly WELL we don't have three hundred and ninety-four million dollars in CASH!
Official #2 : I'm sorry, boys. Put the--Dukes's seats on the Exchange up for sale at once, and seize all holdings of Duke & Duke Commodities Brokers as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke.
Randolph Duke : My God. We're RUINED.
[clutches his chest]
Mortimer Duke : This is an outrage! I DEMAND an investigation! YOU can't sell our seats! A Duke has been SITTING on this Exchange since it was FOUNDED! We FOUNDED this Exchange! It's OURS! It belongs to US!
Randolph Duke : My God...
[collapses in shock]
Official #2 : Mortimer, your brother's not well! We'd better call an ambulance!

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