Been there LOL . Now here is a story I was assaulted twice in 10 seconds in my hangout bar. I was about 22. I had a "friendly" as they say in soccer with a gal I knew in High school. And my Girlfriend at the time was in residence but was from another province. I walk in to my favorite hot spot and as luck would have it they were both there and talking to one another. AWKWARD. They were at same university in a 6 university town and in same study group.. Freaken Long odds really. As I was at door coming in they each walked by me and slapped me HARD on the way out.
I did not press charges. I felt like I was the victim and no I did not marry either one of them. They both are happily married 30 years later to Lawyers ( if thats possible) LOL .