Any Good Jokes?

[getmoreshares]

I stopped by Walmart to pick up some last minute items before tomorrow's shindig.

When I was ready to pay for my items, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to security about all the freaks walking around inside the store, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my debit card in the reader.

Anyways, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future and was trespassed from the store.