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Wednesday, 11/22/2023 2:45:07 PM

Wednesday, November 22, 2023 2:45:07 PM

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Mr. Jones died.

Later that night the funeral home calls Mrs. Jones.

"So sorry to bother you in your time of grieving, Mrs. Jones, but as you know, your husband died with an erection and we can't close the casket. What would you like us to do?"

"Well," said Mrs. Jones, "He doesn't really need it anymore, so just cut it off."

The man from the funeral home says ok, and then hangs up. A few hours later he calls back. "So sorry to bother you in your time of grieving, Mrs. Jones, but what should we do with it?"

Mrs. Jones says, "Well, He should die with it, so just shove it up his ass."

The man from the funeral home says ok, and then hangs up.

The next day at the funeral, Mrs. Jones walks up to her beloved husband, looks down at him lovingly, and she notices a tear in his eye.

So she leans down close and says, "IT HURTS, DON'T IT!!!!"

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