This will be the 7th year in a row my mother-in-law will be coming to our house for Thanksgiving.
I think this might be the year we let her in.
I have a soft spot for my mother-in-law.
It's in the garden right behind the garage.
The other night I picked up my mother-in-law from the airport.
Don't blame me...................those airport lounges are really dark.
Pharmacist ( to me ):
"In order to buy arsenic, you need a legal prescription.
A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough."
I still remember what my mother-in-law said just before she died:
"Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard !!!"
Why you should always lock your car...
An accordion player had a regular gig in a neighboring town.
He had a station wagon so he could haul his instrument easily.
One night, on the way home, he stopped for a cup of coffee.
While he was inside, he realized that he had forgotten to lock the car,
and had left his accordion in plain view in the back.
He rushed outside, but it was too late--
Someone had put another accordion in his car.
In a recent FDA study, the United States government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers.
While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller.
The US government researchers are at a loss to explain.
I asked the doctor why do you tap people in the knee with that rubber hammer?
and he said it's just for kicks.
