Any Good Jokes?

[getmoreshares]

After finishing painting the exterior of my house today,
I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain to her that men are deep thinkers, which would lead to other questions.

Finally, I pondered a thought:

If someone from Holland married a Filipino….

would their kids be called Hollapinos?

Well, after some more beer, and some more heavy thinking, I lost my train of thought and said,

"At this point, what difference does it make.