Any Good Jokes?

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day.......
That's probably why I got run over.

My favorite word is "drool."
It rolls right off the tongue.

I once fell in love while doing a backflip.
I was heels overhead.

I quit my personal trainer job.
I gave them my too weak notice.

My friend just moved to Sweden.
So now he's an artificial Swedener.

It's okay that I talk to myself...
...because I'm a good listener.