SENIOR CITIZENS
✔︎Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
✔︎ What do you call Australian senior citizens? Boomer-angs.
✔︎ There is a new site for senior citizen dating. It's called, "I've fallen in love and I can't get up."
✔︎ I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
✔︎I finally found an app for my senior love life!! It's called Carbon Dating.
✔︎Folgers has a new specialty coffee that's just for seniors. Folgers' slogan for it is, "The best part of waking up is waking up."
✔︎Ah, the modern days ... I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was staring into
his phone, to cross the street.
✔︎Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional.
✔︎Respect old age; it’s your future!
✔︎Don’t think of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
✔︎Now that I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me … my knees, my back, my neck.
