I often think of all the boobs I've touched during my life.
It's a trip down mammary lane.
I asked my wife how she felt about her boob job.
She said it was uplifting.
We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.
You should have seen their little feces light up !
A quiet little boy was sitting in class, putting up with the abuse of a foot taller, loud mouthed girl. The girl was berating him for being a Nerd.
The teacher heard what the girl was saying to the boy, and admonished her, “Karen! You should be nice to Billy! He is a straight A student, and someday he just might be your Boss.”
Billy looked at the teacher and quipped,
“But I don’t want to be a Pimp!”
On an electrician's truck:
"Call us, we'll remove your shorts."
Humane Society: Buy one, get one flea.
On septic tank service truck .
We’re #1 in the #2 business
On window blind service truck
CAUTION.........BLIND MAN DRIVING
Irish Cole slaw chef: Murphy's slaw
What do you call it when Victoria's Secret merges with Smith & Wesson ?
.......................................................Titty Titty Bang Bang
I keep asking people what LGBTQ means...........
...................but I never get a straight answer.
I told my wife to look down her blouse and spell attic.
Did you know....................
The door at the Mastectomy Clinic only has one knocker ?
A midget touched my wife's boob.
I think someone put him up to it.
