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2nd_meeting of_Strategic Council_of Lithium_& Salt_Flats Committee
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Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: Do I have a motion to accept the minutes from the first 1st meeting of Strategic Council of Lithium & Salt Flats Committee?
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Alberto van Klaveren Si. So moved. Madame chair... how long is this sham of a meeting going to last? I have a real meeting starting in an hour that I have to drive to that will take me 30 minutes to reach by car.
Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: Alberto, hold your horses, you have to eat your lunch first in this meeting to prove to Lame Duck Gabby Boric that we actually had this time-wasting money-wasting useless pretend meeting on lithium shit.
Minister of Tourism Nicolas Grau: Does anyone here want to buy a used Toyota Prius hybrid automobile with only 60,000 miles for $6,000 that was once owned by the little old lady from Pasadena?
Minister of Finance/Treasury Mario Marcel: WTF was I thinking when I agreed to be on this stupid useless committee chaired by this useless dunderhead horseface Aurora?
Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: Oh good, lunch is served. Roasted pork chops... my favorite.
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Alberto van Klaveren Has anyone got off their lazy focking ass and figured out which salt flats (beaner = salares) are lithium strategic and which salt flats (salares) are not lithium strategic?
Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: No, but we're hoping to hire somebody from the Rothschild Bankers to handle that decision-making since none of the female engineers that were hired under Marcela Hernando know what lithium is and we have no male engineers left in the Ministry of Mining who currently know WTF is going on with lithium since Dr Willy Kracht was removed from his undersecretary position here.
Minister of Finance/Treasury Mario Marcel: Oy vey... I move we adjourn this meeting as soon as we finish off these tasty little cream-filled pastry desserts with the cherries on top.
Minister of Tourism Nicolas Grau: I second that motion.
Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: All in favor raise your hand.
Minister of Mining Aurora Williams: Meeting adjourned. The 3rd meeting of Strategic Council of Lithium & Salt Flats Committee will be at 11:30AM October 21 the day after the next Trading Halt in LPI stock on the ASX Exchange.