Lithium Power International Ltd (fka LTHHF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Oink-oink, Maximo_Pacheco testifies_before Mining_Commission, oink_oink
(from the many unofficial transcripts available, we summarize as follows)
Oink oink. Dear Mining Commission, oink-oink Codelco has been trying to get started in lithium mining for the last 7 years but sadly we have jackshit to show for all the money we scammed out of Congress to explore/test the land in Maricunga oink-oink. Additionally we (Codelco) have zero contracts signed to mine on any of the lithium-richer private land bordering our outlying limpdick crippled isolated-from-the-mother-lode morphodite property in Maricunga which does not even have a proper minimum "stopped-up" old-brine lithium reservoir underneath it. After all the testing we (Codelco) have done in Maricunga we still can't even figure out how large the lithium reserves are on "OUR" specific property and we won't even be offering an estimate on that tonnage here today in this Mining Commission meeting (because we will probably need another 100 lesbian/dyke 90-day wonder high-priced recent-graduate engineers from Marcela Hernando's "Team" to pretend running the computers on processing that data). https://www-reporteminero-cl.translate.goog/noticia/noticias/2023/09/maximo-pacheco-codelco-exploracion-de-litio?_x_tr_sl=es&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en

Oink-oink, additionally, the Codelco property is "too close" to the Tres Cruces National Park and several Colla communities... which as you know the Colla people being bred from a cross between cockroaches & slimy parasitic brine water leeches are fierce protectors (ie professional scam artists/extortionists using the courts run by leftist/commie judges to gouge miners financially) of their desert wastelands/junkyards especially the 60 tribal members of the Colla Pai Ote https://landportal.org/node/89199 who are famous for calling us offensive dirty school-yard names and stopping pussy miners (eg like Codelco) dead in their tracks to then pay outrageous bribes to these inbred thieving welfare-state-created scam-artists. Oink oink.

Oink oink, In closing Codelco notes it often takes 25 years to negotiate a mining contract (see 5th paragraph from the end) and it could indeed take 25 years to negotiate a contract with the main private land owning player(s) in Maricunga if the leftists/commies remain in power... so let's all recess for 25 years and meet up again at that time to discuss how Codelco is doing on getting into the lithium mining business.
Sincerely,

Oink oink.
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Dear Maximo, thank you for attending this Mining Commission meeting without being subpoenaed. We note that you weigh another 20 kilograms (in fleshy body fat) since you first took over your position at Codelco. You really need to stop eating all that pork/slop they serve during the free-for-all Codelco lunch time to you executives... or you're going to have a deadly heart attack before you even first sit down to negotiate with the real lithium players in Maricunga under the old firmly-established current constitution.

The Doctor