Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh . . . that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK . . . "
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: I beg you please don't stretch it in the morning"
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: "Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?."
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Please, please. I am feeling giddy now "
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . . .
