Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke: "So this bar goes into a guy.................."
No one ever wanted to play poker with Vlad the Impaler. ...........................there was too much at stake.
Dracula's porn name: Vlad the Impaler
The first time I had sex, my girlfriend took off my Hawaiian shirt. ( she deflowered me )
What happens when an astronaut masturbates in space ? They defile gravity.
Even Lowe's seems to be participating in pride month. Couldn't find a straight board there today.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I saw a theft at an Apple store, so that makes me an iWitness.
I'm so old............................. - The candles on my birthday cake now cost more than the cake itself. I went to school before there was such a thing as a history class. - When I went to an antique auction, three people bid on ME. - I DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. - I knew Burger King when he was just a Prince.
Best line ever on TV........ June to Ward; "You're being a little bit hard on the beaver."
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