After Midnight Post - The Slow Hand Edition
As we’ve learned from yesterday’s symposium, there are weak hands and strong hands; but Linda is playing the slowest hand of them all.
I may be one of the few who had expressed their concerns over Linda’s performance and the information she offered at the ASM. And frankly, that performance was not a good harbinger. But apparently those in attendance who had just escaped from Sea World failed to recognize the warning signs that included a lack of clarity and direction w/ regard to the company’s progress and achieving its goals; layered with excuses about “flows” and “unscanned pages” and such things. Progress after 32 month since TLD is a remarkably slow hand by even Clapton standards.
So what has happened over the past five months since the ASM.
1) Missing in Action — SM was quickly discovered to be missing from the planet and no longer employed by NWBO. Gone prior to completing his contract, with no known explanation.
2) Lost in Paradise — Eden was not included in the license for Sawston. Someone seems to have eaten the forbidden lemon from the tree.
3) Mayberry R.F.D. — Fife provided another $10 million in penny stock financing at 30% total return to him (17% annualize interest). Much like the show, we may be stuck in perpetual reruns of dilutive financing.
4) Greta Garbo — I prefer to be left alone with another Series C Capital Raise. Additional funding via the sale of preferred to insiders and financial investors, thereby adding to dilution and the diminution (is this a real word?) of shareholder value.
5) The Jimmy Hendrix Experience (Not a slow hand) — The authorized share count Kissed the Sky at 1.7 billion, an increase of 500 million in authorized shares, while the outstanding share count has continued to rise like the Star Spangled Banner.
6) X-Files — The truth is out there. Unexplained delays with the MAA submission and acceptance. As if the MHRA and its regulators were abducted by aliens. Was SM abducted, too? Makes me want to take up chain smoking…
7) X-Files 2 — Shareholders are suffering from “missing time,” unable to remember anything that actually happened over the past year. Shareholders also report waking up in strange public spaces with their cloth on backwards and their brokerage account showing a share price of 60 cents.
8) Mummy’s the Word — No communication or guidance from the company since December. Dead ancient Egyptians have spoken more words than this mutant crew. It’s almost as if NWBO has been cursed!
9) Kissing Cousins — We find out that Oncovir and Advent are related through a common family member. More like sister and brother than cousins. And there’s talk of pulling a Jerry Lee Lewis. Oh my.
10) The Clapper -– The share price has fallen by 30% since year end…and it can’t get up!!! Maybe not by coincidence, the Clapper is also in high demand at the Bethesda Headquarters.
11) The Sharpie — Get ready to add your signature to another big capital raise.
12) King Tote — Ancient Egyptian Boy King found to be buried with a mysterious ASCO Tote Bag with writings etched in an ancient hieroglyphic language that resembles what (some believe) are trade marks.
And Remember — The truth is out there; but so are the lies.
Everyone is Lying.
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