What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?
Dog pound dog pounds dog at dog pound.
The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles
should be fine for the job. ( the labradoodle dude'll do )
Will someone out there loan me some money to help me start
a deer breeding business? I will only need a few bucks.
I am never going back to that restaurant again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The food was good. Service was nice.
"So what's the problem?" Dalia said
Lisa said whimpering, "They gave me the senior discount and I'm not a senior."
I was invited to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said no, but then they said "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."
So I thought, "Damn, I could win this thing !"
I recently delivered a speech at a school for those with hearing impairments.
It fell on deaf ears.
The bad news: One of the earliest signs of cognitive impairment is the inability to finish sentences.
The good news is.........................................
Dylan Mulvaney will have the operation to officially change his sex.
To honor his bravery, the Dodgers will have him featured at their Pride Night in June.
Dylan will throw out the first ball.
Target removes their gay pride clothing from their stores.
I guess they're putting it back in the closet.
I'll never forget that time my friend ran into the room yelling "It's a boy! It's a boy!"...
He'll never convince me to go on vacation in Thailand again.
