NVDA is up 25% today after the company announced their latest AI board will be running for President of the United States.
The chipset can tell an astounding 13.6 million lies per second, making up fake news without prompting. In early tests the chipset was able to quickly to make 32,754 newly created culture wars go viral.
The chip maker expects $11 billion in revenue for the current quarter, an outlook that far surpasses the prior $7.2 billion consensus view and that would blow out of the water Nvidia’s previous quarterly revenue record of $8.3 billion.
We've run out of other people's Social Security taxes needed to subsidize our low income tax rates.