Any Good Jokes?

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I get aroused by erasing pencil drawings.
In fact, I'm going to rub one out right now.

Some people like watching large, white bears getting aroused.
Others hate it. It's polar-rising.

I get aroused when I read the last chapter of a novel.
I just came to that conclusion.

Aroused horse: Horneigh

FYI
"I apologize" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing.
Unless you're at a funeral.

"My new girlfriend said I have to wait 6 months before she'll
give me a blow job, I said I totally understand and respect her
decision and I'll give her a call then."

Did you hear about the cat who made an OnlyFans accoun?
People love her cat-nips.